When you feed "Mastodon is wonderful" into a text generation "AI".
TL;DR: Mastodon is made of plastic and a cat fits easily inside.
Generated by https://talktotransformer.com/
Oh this one is a lot better.
My favorite parts:
"In fact, they have just released a major version 1.8 update, and it will bring Mastodon to version 1.9."
And "As long as you're using Mastodon, you're not going to get stuck with any problems whatsoever."
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